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Thursday, May 13, 2004

these people don't know what they're in for.

i understand ufo's were filmed by the mexican air force the other day. suddenly the photos are there on the pay section of cnn.com, and then they're nowhere to be found. except for a page in australia. i just re-directed my web browser, and bang! all of my conspiracy theories are disproved. i'm like a baptist that's spying on the lutherans to see if they're behaving like i think they should.
it's like when you use the end piece of bread in the loaf to make a nice, fat peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and then complain when it collapses and stains your shirt. something like a black hole, you can predict its location by looking at an effect on the things around it.
to quote chuck luden, "i was born on the side of the river. naked."
that is all.

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