Holy Fucking Shit

Kat found this in the opinion section of Sunday's Argus Leader. In case you missed this little gem I'll post it here for your bemusement.

Darwin Theories
by Some Raving Jackass

I am appalled that so-called "scientists" continue to teach dangerous theories to our impressionable children as though they these were unchallenged facts. Newton's theory of gravity, not law, says that things should fall down. But clearly, the presense of birds, insects, clouds etc., show the falseness of this theory.
Clearly things rise or fall based solely upon divine will. We do not float away because God chooses that we should not.
I hope everyone who keeps an open mind about Darwin when approaching biology also will keep an open mind about Newton when approaching high ledges.


Okay...this has got to be the work of some evil genius prankster or someone didn't take their meds. Either way it's a hoot and I hope you got as much of a kick out of it as I did.

So straighten up and walk tall, it's gonna be alright.