happy birthday, you big jerk-face

so, how many doctors are you this year, doktor? i think someone deserves a spanking. no, really.
oh, and before you and the other long-standing purpl-oids get too riled up about the ass-rubbing (!) that moss and co. gave the packers, just remember that the road to the championship will run through steel-town. anyway, happy birthday, and good luck to sid and the rest of the ballteam tonight.