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Saturday, August 27, 2005

Alphabetical Wumpus Code

Here you go Bonk!


Angel=Bagel
Another=A Boner
Back-Black
Believer=Bullwievel
City=Pussy
Crazy=Naked
Cry=Drink
Dance=Fuck
Diamond=Dumb Ass
Eye=Boob
Face=Dick
Fever/Feeling/Freedom=Penis
Future=Butthole
Girl/Gal/etc.=Goat
Give=Lick
Hand=Ass
Heat/Hot=Fat
Heart=Fart
Hold=Spank
Home=Stoned
Hot/Heat=Fat
Kiss=Piss
Live/Life=Milk
Lonely=Homely
Love=Drug
Magic/Music=Mookie
Mind=Dick
Money=Monkey
Night=Elf
Other=Boner
People/Person=Penis
Put=Suck
Road=Toad
Rock=Cock
Roll=Balls
Save=Shave
Sing=Smoke
Something=Puntang (or is it Poontang?)
Song=Bong
Soul=Hole
Street=Toad
Sun/Son=Shit
Tears=Beers
Time=Twine
Tonight=The Elf
Town=Snatch
Woman/Lady/Honey/etc.=Donkey
Work=Whack
Years=Beers

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be great if someone could code a program that would instantly translate songs.

3:29 PM  
Blogger barkey said...

Kerny said he can!!!

4:15 PM  
Blogger barkey said...

I think it was Minnesota, but I was drunk so who knows?

6:11 PM  

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