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Saturday, January 15, 2005

Punch Lines

hey...
...hey...
let's list some of our favourite punch lines of all time.
here's mine:
chief bowels move...tepee full of shit.

i'll add more when i think of one...or should that be think have one? wait. wrong blog.

8 Comments:

Blogger barkey said...

i have no idea...i've never caught one of the sons of bitches

1:56 PM  
Blogger barkey said...

well...Helga told me to piss in a jar, and i told her to shit in a lake, and the fight was on

1:57 PM  
Blogger Xopher said...

That's what SHE said!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Xopher said...

That's what SHE said!

12:18 PM  
Blogger barkey said...

and the Invisible Man said "I don't know but my asshole hurts like mother fucker"

7:46 AM  
Blogger barkey said...

no there's only 98 now....one of them died last year trying to figure out how he peed in his back pocket

8:07 PM  
Blogger barkey said...

nothing...you already told her twice

1:43 PM  
Blogger barkey said...

Jose, can you seee?

7:52 AM  

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