Fish On Toast Clearing House (FOTCH)

Hey, Wumputeers, let me hip you to the grooviest site in the United States of the Internet.

It's called Fish On Toast Clearing House.

It's going to wreck your house. It's going to pick out shitty carpet and get mud in your sump pump.

It's going to give you a link to every existing thing on the web having to do with Fish On Toast.

And it's coming to you live. Like a freak-train on bargain crank.

Bring in the monkey!