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Monday, August 23, 2004

study-o

We are recording.
We basically started tonight.
There was no blood-shed so all is well.
Grassland turder in my poopy pants.
We don't need to poop in L.A..

Rory tuned the Rhodes.King Wolfgoat became Freddie First Take.DSSTM trudged.I played my part almost good about 8 times.muchos P ber.some re ber.no capt peever.I am a believer.

You should have seen it, i mean, wow!!!

Sunday, August 08, 2004

I must be quick...

I have been living off Fig Nuts and tree bark for the past few months or so.
Tina if you are out there be warned. They are after you and there is nothing I can do to protect you.
Meet me at the usual spot on Tuesday around 2:00p.m.
Come alone.

Margo's Forehead

Wumpus to invade Fargo ND on Saturday August 14th.
the place: Billiards on Broadway
the time: 7-11 p.m.
the who: Transfer Interrupted- - - -Wumpus- - - -Stab Stab Cut Kill

Thursday, August 05, 2004

this should be funny, but considering the author...

i offer the following freudian slip for your perusal, courtesy of your commander-in-chief.


"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," George W. Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

No one in Bush's audience of military brass or Pentagon chiefs reacted.

oy yoy yoy.

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

The Near Future

In the near future you can see Wumpus play twice.
The first opportunity is at Phil's Pub on August 6th.
We'll be doing our best 45 min. stoner rock set, so you know...also playing are Mao, MCP, Sleepeater, & Enchando sp? start time is 9:00 at Phil's

Secondly, we will be in Fargo on Aug. 14th at a pool hall that I shall name later.
Appearing as well is Stab Stab Cut Kill, and a power punk band that I don't know the name of.

thirdly turdly. the weather
It's a good time to sit around and mope, or build cabinets, whichever you feel.

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