The final clean-up of the now legendary basement has begun. It will take about 18 dumpsters and some sort of large truck to finish the job properly, but it has begun none the less.
Lots of old posters and wierd items are still lurking, waiting to be rescued. Here is one of those items entitled-
Wombat Negligence and its Reasons for Life
1. Fish on Toast.
2. If Its Cheese Its Good
3. Signs.
4. Clowns.
5. Jim Leib.
6. 1980-1984.
7. The Baums.
8. Yellow Lines On Main Street.
9. Lions Club.
10. Mike Juba.
11. Bedlum and Its Puppet Show.
12. Orange Cones.
13. Jayson Strauss.
14. Dwelling Grounds.
15. Orgie Room
16. Calvin the Swan.
17. J.D.
18. Free Food From P'N'P.
19. "Scary" Mary.
20. Late Nights on Main.
21. The Ramones.
22. "Barbie Doll".
23. One Night In Bangkok.
24. Spinal Tap.
25. Corroded Fish Tanks.
26. The Alcove.
27. Junk 'N' Stuff.
28. Dan Quayle/Ross Perot (it was too close to call).
29. The Dell Rapids Chess Club.
30. Diagonal Parking.
31. Ceramic Children With Knives.
32. Thadeous.
33. Mr. Nelsons Essays.
34. The Art Work of Jason Hegg, Eric Zorr, and Xtopher Smith.
35. Park's Subs.
36. The Drug and Alcohol Task Force.
37. Jelly Donuts.
38. Monty Python.
39. The Huddle Guy (Its just too bad that he broke his leg).
40. The Highs Schools Trap.
41. Black Light Santa.
42. Happy Time Cat Food.
43. Henry.
44. The Beatles.
45. Dan Ahlers, "Just Go Back To Gillette."
46. Super Tecmo Bowl.
47. Nathan Sommerfield.
48. The Great Book Of Knowledge.
49. The Bag Lady.
50. Harry Christa Coal Miners.
51. Chris Swan
52. Mark Swan.
53. Dan Schmidt.
54. Marty's late night excurtions with less than desireable members of the opposite sex (Nirvana's Bass Player).
55. Marty's Missing Eyebrow.
56. Missing High Hats.
57. Missing Signs.
58. Checkered and Corderoy suit jackets
59. The attempted cleanliness of the inhabitants.
60. Very, Very, Very, and need I say one more; VERY CHEAP EQUIPMENT.
61. The Inhabitors of the Dwelling Grounds.
62. Jason Hegg.
63. Jon Hegg.
64. Chad McKinney
65. Dan Miller
66. Dave Miller
67. John Pollman.
68. Christopher Smith.
69. The number 69 because of its seniority to all other numbers in the world, and there just was not a better number for this extremely important document to end on.*
Yikes!!!! my fingers hurt
*I corrected no punctuation/spelling so the document would remain pure.
