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Thursday, June 30, 2005

I've Devolved To A Primitive State

Iowa. No, really, all this devolving has my brain in a state of pain. Spain, rain, plain, mainly.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Hey poop faces!

I'm finally not hung over anymore from this weekend! Things are starting to make sense and there are no boogers hanging from my nose. It's a good day to be alive again.

I lke big chested mamas who really know how to throw down, walks in Miami, and short people pornography. My turn offs include cock fights, The Weather Channel, the weather, and whether. If you're interested in me dial extension 45291. Thanks for your time.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

"I could make better music on my cell phone"

These were the words of my Jam-band loving sibling on a lengthy non-smoking road trip last fall. I had just placed the newest Modest Mouse CD into my car's stereo. I did not immediately remove the CD, which brought the situation to a tense level. We have found over the months that there are many activities that this phrase applies to.

Tomorrow night will find me at the Ramkota with cell phone in hand.

Please feel free to leave your ideas for ways to improve the world through mobile communications in the comment section.

In the mean time, here is Triumph kicking nerd ass!