Go Wolves!!!

and what i mean by go wolves is, get the HELL off my lawn.
nasty pack travelling carnivores

The Age Revisited

How many of you have questions concerning the age?

Blimps in space

There is a volunteer based organization making plans to send 6000 foot long blimps into space. Seriously. www.jpaerospace.com.

Oh, yeah... WUMPUS is swellumpus.

I hate the Lakers

I hate the Lakers. Karl the Mailman is a sellout, so is Gary Payton. Jus cause they get less money to be on the lakers doesn't mean their these big stand up guys, they essentialy paid their way in to a winning franchise. I hate them all, the Wolves will beat them if there is any goOd in the world, and we all know that there is goOd, very much so...so much goOd...

show me a genius and I'll show you a simple man

Wumpus is a game on the internet.

I was an athlete in high school, I was all esd conference.

I graduated at the exact bottom of the top half of the class.
My best friend graduated top of the bottom half of the class.

I like to eat Smores bars made from golden grahmns

lettuce should be said like this,...Leh-touce, say it quickly over and over

On the Run

I can't reveal much at this time...all I can say is stay out of the attic.

MISSING SAMUEL

Samuel just up and took off.
He didn't leave us much to go on except for his creepy lust for Tina.
Lock your door, Tina!
Maybe he went to the store or something.
If he doesn't come back soon, we'll have to find out who his mom is and call her.

SAMUEL

You're wrong....I do care what you have to say. See that's the problem. This whole time when I was worried about Bobby not liking me anymore I was really worried that I was falling in love with you SAMUEL.
So you see...I do give a shit what you have to say...more than you may ever know.

yours if you'll have me

Comments HUH WHAT?!?!?!?!?

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Shows and Shows and Shows

Greetings:
Wumpification may be obtained at and on the following~
Phil's Pub May 15 9:30 p.m. w/ Neil & MCP saturday
The Brickhouse May 29-30 (Memorial Day Weekend) 9:30 p.m. w/ Government Center Friday and Saturday
Jazzfest 2004 Friday night (I believe july 16) at 5:00 2nd stage

look for more dates to be added and some sort of crazy recorings in the near future.

peace, love, and dust...bitches

these people don't know what they're in for.

i understand ufo's were filmed by the mexican air force the other day. suddenly the photos are there on the pay section of cnn.com, and then they're nowhere to be found. except for a page in australia. i just re-directed my web browser, and bang! all of my conspiracy theories are disproved. i'm like a baptist that's spying on the lutherans to see if they're behaving like i think they should.
it's like when you use the end piece of bread in the loaf to make a nice, fat peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and then complain when it collapses and stains your shirt. something like a black hole, you can predict its location by looking at an effect on the things around it.
to quote chuck luden, "i was born on the side of the river. naked."
that is all.

bobby and tina say

well, just let me tell you this...
tina has what i like to call alterior motives, mind you
if you really care about bobby you would know that when he gave you his jacket, it meant more than the demons in tina's brain....
but if you really knew me you would know that bobby could have his own alterior motives much like tina but in a different way...
me...i'm not like bobby or tina...
but you wouldn't care about that shit, would you?

with deepest concern,
SAMUEL.....not CHAD

Dear Wumpus Central

I'm glad we have this time to talk. I don't know if Bobby likes me anymore and I just don't know what I'm going to do. Tina says I need to get over it. What do you think? Uh oh mom's coming I better go.

nighty night

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