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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Merry Christmas...You assholes.

It's been a rough end of the year. Looking forward to going to the Caribbean. One more day. I need to relax.

We have decided to record the next album at the PAC in Brookings. This decision may stave off my complete melt down for another 6 months. Maybe I should be working out or something.

Our good friend Xopher has expressed interest in mixing it and I think it's a swell idea.

Be professionals. You've got to behave and sound like professionals.

Merry Christmas Rory, King Wolfgoat and Stim and the one known as Him with the bump on the chin. Merry Christmas to Mary Jo, Sephro and Tull I want Monte Python or Kids in the Hall. So very little and all's just the same. The least you have hoping the most there's to gain. The more you have keeping therein lies the pain. Last bedtime you're weeping the cheaping you wrought. All you'll have got the have nots bought the lot.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Wumpus N.O.T.E.S. available online


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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Zip Feed Mill Stands. A brain cell falls.

Thanks for coming to the show last night. You guys are awesome!

Tequila! Tequila!!! TEQUILA!!!!!!!!

You'll be able to tell your grandchildren that you were at the Amish Wumpus Show. So I guess you've got that going for ya. Herky herky hoo!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

The Band Name Game!

Let's make up some band names! I'll go first. It's easy!

Silo Demon
Defense Mexican
Automatic Larry
Poop
The Cough Syrup Killer
Everybody Banged Her
Except For You (Jackass)
Hand Jobs For Health Care
My Older Brother Is A Dick
Sandwich
Pumpkin Down
I Can't Believe You Were The Only One Who Couldn't Get Any
Rad
The New Radicals
Radish Lump
Red Circle On My Butt
Seriously Dude, She Even Went Down On Harold. Fucking Harold, Dude!