Fish On Toast Clearing House (FOTCH)

Hey, Wumputeers, let me hip you to the grooviest site in the United States of the Internet.

It's called Fish On Toast Clearing House.

It's going to wreck your house. It's going to pick out shitty carpet and get mud in your sump pump.

It's going to give you a link to every existing thing on the web having to do with Fish On Toast.

And it's coming to you live. Like a freak-train on bargain crank.

Bring in the monkey!

You down with BPC?

I googled "brown pants club". All that came up was a show we never played with Billy. hmmmph. Dom Bonham...this spin top hooch's for you.

Post and Re-post were sitting on a fence. Post falls off. Who's left?

Yowza!

Zowie wowie!!!

Some mother fuckers are crazy and some people are freaks. I guess I'm the latter....just ask my bloody knuckles.

remember high sch0ool







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CDDKIES!!!!!!!! and kid ade cakes

andn jrtu

Cowtown hicked up refried bean tards
Anglo chocolate chip fearing inbreads
homoginized Gene poop
I want to lick your dumb fuck chromosome and make assholes

oh and I'm sorry.
oh and you can't always get what you want.
oh and you get what you bleed.
oh yeah oh ho ho ho oh yeah.

The Kingstown

Wumpus is playing a show tomorrow at the Main Street Pub in Brookings with Prozac Rat. This thing should start around 9:30. I don't know for sure. Get off my back. I've got a lot on my mind. Such as you say? Well.. .. .. .. .. ... ... ... ... . . . .

Touchdown Steelers!!!!

There you go Scotty P! There you go!