Sad Mime and Doktor Barkey

Tomorrow night-----Saturday July 30th

Sad Mime and Doktor Barkey at Black Sheep Coffee!!!!!!


Music starts around 8 and there may be some sort of minimal cover. Come down and get shit faced on coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAH

Les Castro

Or would that be Fidel Claypool?

My brother took this picture last Sunday at the 10,000 Lakes Festival.

Les is the Man. I would be willing to bet that he's never inspired someone to stab non-believers with a screwdriver.

We Came....We Saw....We Sweated Our Asses Off

You may say the heat won yesterday at Terrace Park. We had a good time and enjoyed the lively blonde children running amok throughout the park. Thanks to Corey for throwing 2 excellent parties in one day. We didn't play our best show ever, but that isn't scheduled to happen until October 14th 2008.

See you at the Mad Rock (formerly Brickhouse) tonight!!!

Saucer Day

Yep. Tomorrow is the 10th Saucer Day (also the Fish on Toast New Year). It's hard to believe it's been 10 whole years since the wild and crazy Fargo days. hmmm

I will probably be lying low until 721 day on Thursday. I feel a little under the weather and just plain old exhausted from my Water Cowboy duties this weekend. Don't worry about me. You go ahead and have a good time and I'll see you on V-day (that's Vodka Day) at Terrace Park on Friday or maybe even the Hat on 721 day....who knows?

I do know this. Wumpus will win. Yes, it's a game and we're gonna win. neener neener neener. What'cha gonna do? Call your mommy? Why don't you empty your diaper and do something about it.














just kidding...we'll lose, but enjoy each defeat as much as you savor a nice hot bubble bath. So there bitch...so there.

Wumpus cracks Top Ten

Yep. Our song "Nothin But Cheez" has reached #10 on the Midwest chart at Broadjam.com. I have no idea how this is even possible but it's true. As soon as the King finishes another Devolver track I'll put them up. We may regret this album for the rest of our lives. Until then look for N.O.T.E.S. to be released in September. And Bike Porn sometime early next year.

a pie

it's a pie!
a pie!
it is right in front of you
slice it up!
it up!
and have a piece or two

the abarkeylypse

okay, i just received a phone call to move the giant keg of Pabst for the second time in as many days. the problem is, this time, i cannot focus my eyes properly. barkey, you'll pay for this one. oh yes, you'll pay.
planned events:
the phillips avenue drunken collective championship bocce ball trophy award;
texas hold 'em tourney with your smiling dealer Space Jackson;
barkey conning everyone into listening to the mostly unlistenable devolver premature ejacu-recordings;
odds given at poker table on ehrismans dog humping something/anything

space and i about fell out of our chairs watching roger waters perform with pink floyd last night.