Too Little... Too Late

Have you ever had the feeling that the butter on your toast was the leftover scrapings from someone else's crusty overcooked bread?

Mitch Hedberg is freakin hilarious!
All Encompassingly!

who is your favorite member of pink floyd?

i've always said syd was my favorite and now i am 100% sure.
a new close second would be dave gilmour as roger waters status has fallen a bit with me over the years.

read the book "crazy diamond syd barrett and the dawn of pink floyd" and buy piper at the gates of dawn. they are both wonderful and enleightening. and sad and frightening. and mad

wumpus cracks top 20

the song grassland surfer (in the U.S.A.) is now in the top 20 on the dmusic rock charts. not bad...not bad at all. there are over 4,000 songs in that catagory so we are definately proud of this non-achievement. next up>>>who knows...

we have 6 songs finished and in jon's computer. 6 more to go and N.O.T.E.S. will be one step closer to done. YaY and hooOOraH!!!

i was pulled over today. it seems you need a license plate on the front of your car as well as the back. i've had the car for over 4 years now (without a front license plate) so i suppose i was due. the cops make me shake like a belly ache. make no mistake, i ate some cake and stepped on the rake. bake bake bake

dr. baker---i'm coming for YOU fuck

Punch Lines

hey...
...hey...
let's list some of our favourite punch lines of all time.
here's mine:
chief bowels move...tepee full of shit.

i'll add more when i think of one...or should that be think have one? wait. wrong blog.

we kill the robots tonight!!!

recording goes where the red furn grows
kill the robots is up next starting this evening
...if you want to read something interesting... go to the village voice's web site and find the story about the study on LSD. it's pretty interesting.

dub db bud

happy birthday, you big jerk-face

so, how many doctors are you this year, doktor? i think someone deserves a spanking. no, really.
oh, and before you and the other long-standing purpl-oids get too riled up about the ass-rubbing (!) that moss and co. gave the packers, just remember that the road to the championship will run through steel-town. anyway, happy birthday, and good luck to sid and the rest of the ballteam tonight.

Go Vikes!!!

Just when I count them out, they pull me back in. I can't believe how well they played today. Stimmy came over after the game to record and he couldn't believe it either. He said "has the game been over long enough to start celebrating yet?" I said "sure."
Rocketship is coming along. I will re-do the vocals in the next couple of days and DSSTM will do vocals and add bass and that'll be about it. Tonight Wolfgoat added drums and NASA audio clips that should turn out pretty cool. All in all I feel this will be a pretty good record that 10 people will enjoy thoroughly. I'm off to bed, I turn 30 tommorrow and should probably get some rest.

I woke up this morning and barfed.

Ever since I've been sleeping and milling about. I don't get it. I didn't get drunk last night and I don't think I have the flu. Maybe it's food poisoning or some sort of side affect of an alien abduction. I had weird dreams last night too Kerns!

Survey says

Well, my boss and Erika both think that the Darwin Theories guy is being ironical. I hope so...I really really hope so (and I think he's a Super Secret Genius).

Holy Fucking Shit

Kat found this in the opinion section of Sunday's Argus Leader. In case you missed this little gem I'll post it here for your bemusement.

Darwin Theories
by Some Raving Jackass

I am appalled that so-called "scientists" continue to teach dangerous theories to our impressionable children as though they these were unchallenged facts. Newton's theory of gravity, not law, says that things should fall down. But clearly, the presense of birds, insects, clouds etc., show the falseness of this theory.
Clearly things rise or fall based solely upon divine will. We do not float away because God chooses that we should not.
I hope everyone who keeps an open mind about Darwin when approaching biology also will keep an open mind about Newton when approaching high ledges.


Okay...this has got to be the work of some evil genius prankster or someone didn't take their meds. Either way it's a hoot and I hope you got as much of a kick out of it as I did.

So straighten up and walk tall, it's gonna be alright.